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Title: Chakram vs. Cerberus
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts. AND FINAL FANTASY VII LOLWTFWTFWTF.
Rating: C FOR CRACK G.
Characters: Axel, Vincent.
Word Count: 312
Summary: No plot whatsoever. Axel and Vincent try to kill each other.
Spoilers: LOLNONE. THIS IS PURE WTF!CROSSOVER!CRACK FOR CICI ([livejournal.com profile] cici_chan).
Disclaimer: DISNEY AND SQUEENIX PWN ME, I DON’T PWN THEM.



Axel rolled his eyes as he picked his way through the bushes surrounding the Forgotten City. "Why'd they send me? Demyx would've been a better choice, but no, he had to go and steal some stone from the Underworld, and good old Axel's the one who gets sent to the watering hole. When I get back from this, I'm sicking Larxene on him; see how much he likes lightning shoved up his ass." He sighed and continued sneaking, making his way towards some guy he was apparently supposed to kill.

Unfortunately, his muttering drew the attention of said guy, and the cloaked man tensed, fingering his gun – Cerberus – and readying himself to shoot the oncoming stranger. Soon enough, Axel had found himself close enough to the man to accurately hit him with a chakram, and he summoned them silently, staying away from the water's edge. When the man heard him stop, he spun around and fired three shots in succession, right at Axel's head.

The redhead ducked under the bullets, doing some quick thinking before standing up, the chakrams vanishing. "Hi! I'm Axel, and I've come to kill you. Byebye now." Hah, like that'll work. "Uh, don't shoot?"

The gun didn't waver, and Axel gave the mysterious man credit; he wasn't stupid. "Hi! I'm Axel, and..." He trailed off, not really wanting to finish that sentence with a gun pointed at his head.

"Vincent," the man replied, unmoving.

"Ah, good. So, now that we're acquainted, feel like lowering that gun?" Axel raised his hands, showing that he wasn't holding any weapons.

"No."

"Right then. I’ll be going." The redhead backed away slowly, his hands still raised. Watching the gun warily, he created a portal and backed through it, only relaxing when he appeared back in the castle. "That's it. Next time I'm sent out there, I'm bribing Lexaeus to take the job."

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I also subjected the people at [livejournal.com profile] axel_isnt_reno to this cracktastic masterpiece here.

Date: 2006-08-31 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cici-chan.livejournal.com
*flails* EEEEEEHEHEHE I LOFF IT BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT. XD

*totes needs to illustrate some of this*

Date: 2006-08-31 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misskass.livejournal.com
WE'RE FULL OF RANDOM CRACKTACULAR MSN CHATS. xDDDDD

Duuuuuu eeeeet. And then I'll link j00! ♥♥♥♥

Date: 2006-09-03 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mourningmonday.livejournal.com
Wow! I see you have gone on a fan-fic wave in my absentence(btw, very good). You know, since you like kingdom hearts so much, and you like writing fan-fics, I might know a new community for you. If you also like Naruto that is. Me and my friend are trying to get a Naruto/Kingdom Hearts fanfic community running. Basically, he(or me once community gets going) will assign you two characters(one from KH, one from Naruto). You will then have to write a fan-fic on those two characters battling it out in a tournment style system. Basically, meeting certain rules as well. If you are interseted, we could use someone like you at this comm. We really need devoted, LITERATE, fans. :D

((PS Isn't Ivysaur icon cool?))

Date: 2006-09-04 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misskass.livejournal.com
Awww, thankyou. ^__^ Unfortunately I have no bloody idea what Naruto is, so I think I'll have to decline your offer. xDD Sorreh.

Date: 2006-09-11 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mourningmonday.livejournal.com
i guess you haven't watched Cartoon Network's biggest show? Naruto, the ninja show. Look it up on Google, you would really be into it. The only thing I hate about it is that they try to make as many yuri/yaoi couples as they can. XD But, yeah. You'd like it. You diffently strike me as a SUASUKE fan. But think it over please. We need peopel like you. But it won't be up for sometime so don't sweat it.

Oh, you failed to answer my other question. Is Ivysaur icon not awesome?

Date: 2006-09-11 07:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misskass.livejournal.com
Oh, heh, I don't get Cartoon Network in my house. Is it out on DVD? I'll see if I can rent some from the store over the holidays.

Yaoi/yuri? I'd definitely be into it then. xDD

Hehehe, I must have missed that when I replied. Yes, the Ivysaur icon is cool. ^__^

Date: 2006-09-11 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mourningmonday.livejournal.com
Ha, yeah. The first set came out like last week.

No, the yaoi/yuri is teh reason why I don't like it that much. Cause Hinata is crazy for Naruto. And Sausuke and Shiono are loners. And Shikamaru has to be with Temari. And Gaara can have Ino. And Sakura and Rock Lee have to be together. And everyone has their match. Well, except Kankuro and Kiba.BU TI HATE THAT PAIRING. Kiba is too cool to end up with a tupid overweight snad-village punk. XD Yeah, to me I try to find all the people hook-ups. And since the show trys it's best to hook the guys and girls up from early on, it works out. But, there is actually one yaoi paring that they let slide into America. Haku and Zabusa. Haku is awesome. But Zabusa is is lie an old man, so it is nasty. I don't know. I watch the show for it's story and it's fights. CAn cause I find Hinata to be hott!

Yeah, you'd like it.

Date: 2006-09-12 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misskass.livejournal.com
Heee! ^__^

You did mention that, yeah. But obviously I'm a crazy huge fan of yaoi (and yuri, if written right), so I'm sure Naruto'd be awesome if I could find it. =D

Date: 2006-09-12 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mourningmonday.livejournal.com
Hmm... if you want to watch it for that you might just want to type in naruto on the internets. you would probably get more if you did that than watching it. also, even in teh manga it is strictly fighting. they have no room for "love". Taht is why i like it. I hate romance shows and stuff. Well, cept for RuroKen. Taht is teh one exception cause I love Rurouni Kenshin with a passion!

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